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Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
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Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
5:00 pm	Hunter Hearst Helmsley Hunter Hearst Helmsley Slam! Sports - Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:05:29 GMT Love him or hate him, there is no denying that Triple H has risen to the top of his profession and has gained control of the World Heavyweight Championship, and looks to have a virtual hammerlock on the title, not to mention WWE storylines, for some time to come. Orangeburg man recovering from snakebite WIS-TV Columbia - Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:33:11 GMT (Orangeburg) April 25, 2006 - An Orangeburg man is recovering after being bitten by a rattlesnake. Bruce Rheney was bitten Saturday afternoon, while doing some yard work behind his home. He was rushed to the hospital and treated for anaphylactic shock from the bite. HICKMAN: These books knock it out of the park The Sun Chronicle - Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:53:48 GMT Until a few weeks ago, the one and only base ball book I ever read (and thoroughly enjoyed) was Doris Kearns Goodwin's `` Wait Till Next Year.'' That's undoubtedly because the book was less about baseball than about Goodwin's relationship with her father, a bond that developed as they shared the excitement and travails of the legendary Brooklyn Dodgers. News of the decade: 1916-26 Lodi News-Sentinel - Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:27:35 GMT Eight hundred rabbits numbered among the missing was the report sent in to the rabbitry headquarters Sunday night at the close of the battle between the jacks and the residents of the Thornton district. Resignation would avert recall election, give GOP chance to nominate replacement Bridgewater Courier News - Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:08:44 GMT BEDMINSTER -- It will be political limbo in Bedminster until Township Committeeman Kurt Joerger announces whether he will resign -- a decision he must make by 4 p.m. Friday. Investigation into family member's military service leads to addition to area monument The Times-Reporter - Tue, 25 Apr 2006 19:17:49 GMT NEWCOMERSTOWN – Freeman Davis was one of Newcomerstown’s first hometown war heroes, having distinguished himself during the Civil War and receiving the nation’s highest award, the Medal of Honor. Altus Times - Altus, Oklahoma Altus Times - Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:31:59 GMT The Shortgrass Arts and Humanities Council annual membership drive continues through April for new and renewed memberships. Rattlesnakes in Tiverton? Local man says yes Newport Daily News - Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:31:06 GMT Marshall Burns is 87, but he still remembers the unforgettable sound of the rattling that came from the cage in the back seat of his car as he drove himself, his lawyer and a caged timber rattlesnake to the Statehouse one day in the early 1950s to prove to the governor that there were rattlesnakes in Tiverton and something should be done to control them. Man's man Chuck Norris thrives as Internet legend Centre Daily Times - Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:49:33 GMT What's Chuck Norris been up to since he and CBS shut down "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 2001? Apart from those Total Gym infomercials, that is. The laconic, lethal-limbed action star has in fact undergone an improbable metamorphosis. The kick-meister has turned into a punch line. Patch of prairie being restored The State Journal-Register - Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:13:31 GMT On an island of green framed by an interstate highway, its on-ramp and an overpass, Dean Campbell is trying to bring the Illinois prairie back to life. Links: Lexus RX 400h Lexus JX Lexus Lexus ES 250 Lexus LS 400 Lexus GX470 Lexus SC 430 Lexus ES Lexus JX 540 Lexus IS300 Lexus LF Lexus GS 430 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
12:15 pm	Family plan has become blueprint for music success Family plan has become blueprint for music success The News Journal - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:10:18 GMT AUSTIN, Texas -- For an increasing number of bands, music is a family affair. All in the Family groove Kansas City Star - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:57:31 GMT F or an increasing number of bands, music is a family affair. “Recently I think the trend has been a lot more prevalent,” says Doug Brod, executive editor of Spin magazine. “It has a lot to do with people growing up under the same roof. You tend to have similar influences and fewer creative differences.” 'Canes cause debate brewing Daytona Beach News-Journal - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:13:12 GMT ORLANDO -- Neil Frank, the former National Hurricane Center director known for his genial on-air demeanor in the face of disaster, gets fire in his eyes when he hears anyone blame hurricanes on global warming. Chemistry still lacking in Blomstedt's return Calendarlive.com - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:09:06 GMT Herbert Blomstedt was a regular guest conductor with the Los Angeles Philharmonic in the early to mid-1980s, and if memory serves, his music-making here was mostly solid, informed and not terribly exciting. Yet he and the San Francisco Symphony bonded beautifully for a decade thereafter; check out their stunning Nielsen symphony cycle on CD. Odets's Booming Testament to The Working Man The New York Sun - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:02:42 GMT People never actually spoke like this, and it's a crying shame that they didn't: SAM: Why should you act this way? HENNIE: 'Cause there's no bones in ice cream. Don't touch me. SAM: Please, what's the matter ... MOE: She don't like you. Plain as the face on your nose ... SAM: To me, my friend, you talk a foreign language. MOE: A quarter you're lousy. This unmistakable blend of yearning, "so's EXCLUSIVE: DOSH JOCKEYS Daily Mirror - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:02:04 GMT RADIO 2 DJs are coining more than £3million a year with Terry Wogan on a top wage of £800,000. DOSH JOCKEYS Daily Mirror - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:31:11 GMT EXCLUSIVE BBC PAYDIO TWO Radio 2 presenters on £3million a year 'V for Vendetta' is fun in an Orwellian way Belleville News-Democrat - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:14:00 GMT -- ATL --2 1/2 stars. Charming coming-of-age story about four friends from Atlanta's Mechanicville district on the brink of adulthood and who are the lords of their roller rink. 1 hr. 40 PG-13 (profanity, discreet sexual situations, discreet violence) -- Carrie Rickey. American Dreamz ReelViews - Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:46:04 GMT Is it possible to satirize something that, in and of itself, often crosses the line into self-parody? That's a question that American Dreamz attempts to address. Business diary Daily Telegraph - Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:56:37 GMT Steve "Dinkie" Downham (so nicknamed for his slight stature) returned to broker Cantor Fitzgerald on Friday, March 31 after a holiday and became fell foul of his colleague's April fool antics. Links: Lexus RX400h Lexus LX Lexus Lexus RX 330 Lexus LS 600h Lexus GX470 Lexus SC 400 Lexus ES 350 Lexus JX 540 Lexus IS Lexus LF-A Lexus GS 350 (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 13th, 2006
1:45 am	A.M. Best praises HSBC for strong earnings growth A.M. Best praises HSBC for strong earnings growth The Royal Gazette - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:13:42 GMT HSBC Life International Limited, a Bermuda-based provider of life insurance products in the Hong Kong market, has been praised by ratings firm A.M. Best Co. for its strong earnings growth, and improved risk to capital ratio. Business Digest Baltimore Sun - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:09:39 GMT DRB-Hicom secures RM400m VO settlement The Edge Daily - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:01:32 GMT DRB-Hicom Bhd is believed to have secured a RM400 million settlement from the government for variation order (VO) claims in relation to additional works done on the Rawang-Ipoh portion of the electrified double-tracking rail project, sources said. M'sia Needs More Financial Planners To Manage Wealth Bernama - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:37:44 GMT KUALA LUMPUR, April 12 (Bernama) -- Malaysia needs more certified financial planners to enhance and better manage wealth towards a secure future, according to the Malaysian Financial Planning Council (MFPC). Regional digest Worcester Telegram & Gazette - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:17:56 GMT MARLBORO -- A fire lieutenant hurt his arm and a teenager burned her hand during a two-alarm fire that destroyed the attic of a Huntington Avenue home early yesterday morning. Regional digest Worcester Telegram & Gazette - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:14:05 GMT LEOMINSTER -- A Fitchburg man was held on $10,000 bail yesterday after his arraignment in the knife point robbery of a convenience store. Girl Scouts honor 24 area women Worcester Telegram & Gazette - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:05:21 GMT WORCESTER - Twenty-four women from throughout Central Massachusetts were honored yesterday by the Girl Scouts of Montachusett Council for their professional and volunteer accomplishments. Regional digest Worcester Telegram & Gazette - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:01:59 GMT WORCESTER -- A man was shot in the leg on Grafton Street about 7 p.m. yesterday and police were seeking a Leicester man in connection with the incident. Malay Mail Online Malay Mail - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:12:43 GMT Social activists and non-governmental organisations (NGOs) have cautioned the public against excessive withdrawals from Employees Provident Fund (EPF) accounts in the light of its new policy which allows contributors to settle housing loans with their Account II savings. Miners' success mirrored by profit fears across market The Scotsman via Yahoo! UK & Ireland Finance - Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:00:13 GMT SOARING metal prices pushed mining shares even higher yesterday but also sent a shiver of nerves though the rest of the market on the outlook for company profits. Links: Lexus RX400h Lexus LX450 Lexus Lexus SC 430 Lexus LS460 Lexus GX470 Lexus SC 300 Lexus ES 330 Lexus JX 470 Lexus IS 200 Lexus LF-C Lexus GS 400 (Comment on this)
Monday, April 10th, 2006
3:50 am	STEPHFF'S VIEW Thailand is polarised by nationalism STEPHFF'S VIEW Thailand is polarised by nationalism The Nation - Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:17:52 GMT Thaksin Shinawatra's decision to bow out from the premiership seems to have eased the political deadlock for now, with the People's Alliance for Democracy (PAD) preparing to cease street protests and the opposition parties to participate in fresh elections, but the deep polarisation in local politics signals that the current crisis remains far from over. Nigeria: Authentic Leadership, Necessity for Water Management AllAfrica.com - Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:26:37 GMT This year's World Water Day theme which is Water and Culture brings to the fore the need for authentic leadership in management of water towards achievement of the MDG's target 10, which is reducing by half the number of people that do not have access to safe and sustainable water and sanitation. High-Profile Divorce Brawl Puts Spotlight on Confidentiality Agreements Law.com via Yahoo! Finance - Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:59:56 GMT In one of the costliest and most cantankerous divorce battles in Connecticut history, the ex-wife of cosmeceutical magnate Dr. Nicholas Perricone has been kept off the television airwaves, but not out of newspaper tabloids. High-Profile Divorce Brawl Puts Spotlight on Confidentiality Agreements Law.com - Wed, 05 Apr 2006 04:02:46 GMT In one of the most cantankerous and costliest divorce battles in Connecticut history, the ex-wife of Meriden, Conn., cosmeceutical magnate Dr. Nicholas Perricone has been kept off the television airwaves, but not out of newspaper tabloids. How to handle adult acne yet fight wrinkles Belleville News-Democrat - Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:45:15 GMT Dear Paula, I would love to see an article or suggestions on problem-solving for people dealing with wrinkles and acne. I know you have written about them separately, but what about those of us who have adult breakouts plus worries about wrinkles? What do we do? Help! Method and apparatus for positional error correction in a robotic pool systems using a cue-aligned local camera FreshPatents.com - Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:19:13 GMT The present invention provides a method and apparatus for accurately positioning a robotic pool-playing device. The system comprises a computer controlled robotic positioning device, Links: Lexus RX300 Lexus JX Lexus Lexus SC 430 Lexus LS600h Lexus GX 470 Lexus SC 400 Lexus ES Lexus JX Lexus IS350 Lexus LF-C Lexus GS450h (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 8th, 2006
7:45 am	Defining Northern Ireland's troubles Defining Northern Ireland's troubles Calendarlive.com - Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:27:20 GMT * Gary Mitchell's "The Force of Change" at McCadden Place Theatre in Hollywood is a grim testament to intractable divisions and blind allegiances that defy rational solution. Double Or Nothing Gay City News - Thu, 06 Apr 2006 19:11:06 GMT Synchronize your watches—the hour strikes “4.” An instant sensation upon its premiere at the 2004 Venice Film Festival, Ilya Khrzhanovsky’s debut feature bagged a Tiger Award in Rotterdam last year and floored ’em at Tribeca. Briefly . . . Maladroit Comparison Winchester Star - Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:49:58 GMT In a stunning example of intellectual dishonesty, support for illegal immigrants has been likened to the civil-rights movement of a half-century ago. In truth, the analogy is grounded in a patently erroneous premise. Ship without a rudder The Phoenix - Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:22:46 GMT Tom Reilly’s chaotic campaign for governor The hallowed halls of hokum The Monterey County Herald - Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:06:49 GMT "The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." The plight of the left The Aspen Times - Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:18:29 GMT Twenty-three days remain until my birthday, but unfortunately the date which I anticipate more eagerly is still 132 days away. Fools' paradise Grand Forks Herald - Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:11:31 GMT "The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." -Mark Twain On April 1, 2003, Abbas Khalaf Kunfuth, the Iraqi ambassador to Russia, stepped onto a podium in Moscow to address the international press. Most in the crowd expected to hear him concede defeat for his nation. After all, thousands of American-led coalition forces were sweeping through Iraq. Kunfuth Fool's paradise: Some of history's greatest April 1 pranks Provo Daily Herald - Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:11:12 GMT CHICAGO -- "The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." --Mark Twain On April 1, 2003, Abbas Khalaf Kunfuth, the Iraqi ambassador to Russia, stepped onto a podium in Moscow to address the international press.. Fools' paradise A Chicago Tribune - Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:28:47 GMT Revisiting some of the finest April 1 pranks ever The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. Eyes should be on detail, not Sir Clive The Observer - Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:19:21 GMT The Six Nations of 2006 was not exactly a technical triumph. The short column generally reserved for 'unforced errors' became a plume rising darkly skywards. Links: Lexus RX 300 Lexus Lexus RX 330 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
3:20 am	John McTiernan Charged With Lying To Pellicano Investigation, Directing 'Rollerball' John McTiernan Charged With Lying To Pellicano Investigation, Directing 'Rollerball' Defamer - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:18:24 GMT The Anthony Pellicano Wiretapping Trial of the Century has finally netted its first big Hollywood fish, as Predator/Die Hard/Last Action Hero/Thomas Crown Affair director John McTiernan has been... Albany-area man killed in helicopter crash WRGB - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:18:08 GMT (Bethlehem, NY - AP) - The family of an Albany-area man says he was killed this weekend in Iraq when the helicopter he was piloting crashed. Military officials have not confirmed the death of 25-year-old Timothy Moshier of Bethlehem, but a spokesman for his family gave details. CAM INMAN: INSIDE THE NFL: Christmas has come early to NFL Contra Costa Times - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:18:05 GMT In the midst of the 49ers shopping spree this past week, coach Mike Nolan knew his team wasn't the only busy buyer on the free-agent market. "It seems like it is Christmas to everybody," Nolan said. "I don't know if I recall a year with as much active participation throughout the league." Transgender Woman Sues Employer Over Harassment Claims NBC 11 Bay Area - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:17:47 GMT SAN FRANCISCO -- A transgender woman who claims she was harassed at work after starting to dress as a female has sued her employer, alleging the company allowed a hostile work environment. Schilling Outduels Millwood, Boston Wins The Times of Northwest Indiana - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:17:44 GMT ARLINGTON, Texas - Big Papi and the Boston Red Sox certainly like having the "old" Curt Schilling back. Looking as good as he said he felt, Schilling struck out five and allowed two runs over seven strong innings in Boston's 7-3 season-opening victory over the Texas Rangers on Monday. Moussaoui eligible for death penalty Newsday - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:16:11 GMT He was sitting in a Minnesota jail on Sept. 11, 2001, but Zacarias Moussaoui bears responsibility for the deaths on that day even though he never joined the 19 hijackers who slammed planes into the World Trade Center, Pentagon and a Pennsylvania field. Die-Hard director in wiretap scandal The Daily Telegraph - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:13:14 GMT TOP US film director John McTiernan, who made the blockbuster Die Hard movies, has been charged in connection with a fast-spreading Hollywood wiretapping scandal, prosecutors say. e C e n t r a l The Star Online - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:12:36 GMT Irish singer-songwriter Damien Rice took on a rare solo show in Singapore last week, and DARYL GOH caught the sad-sack in action. U.S. eyes two paths for illegal migrants USA Today - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:11:18 GMT Jorge Santos has dreamed for years of becoming a U.S. citizen. But a few years ago a deportation flagged the fact that he was using a false Social Security number. He's back in the U.S. now, but under the pending House immigration bill, Santos would become a felon. THE EROGENOUS ZONE: Warning - Zombie Porn Carolinian - Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:10:57 GMT It is extremely rare for me to be shocked by something I find on the Internet. Whether the website is weird, funny, scary, or just plain sick, chances are, it's nothing new to me. However, I knew I was in for something big when I read this tag line: "Warning: these images contain graphic makeup effects, nudity, and zombies in coitus. You are warned." Links: Lexus RX 400h (Comment on this)